mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

(via katiejanewaysirishpubowner)

@2 days ago with 17573 notes
#THIS IS FUCKING TRUE 
TV show producer:Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
@1 week ago with 36399 notes
#let's hear it for veggie tales #I never got this show #speaking from a Christian perspective.... 
bibliophile1887:

pam-aka-mommommom:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

This is why I’m ok with people using good stamps to get chips and soda. Do you know how much cheaper it is?? Like seriously…

I don’t know where you’re shopping, but where I shop, I could get that same thing for $10-$12. OK, there’s a cost of living difference, but $32 for that is terribly overpriced.

Even living in Europe I’d only pay about ten euro, on about twelve dollars for that - I did last week.  Somehow, I think that this haul was bought at Whole Foods…. That or those grapes were dipped in magic dust and the raspberries are from Wonderland. 

bibliophile1887:

pam-aka-mommommom:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

This is why I’m ok with people using good stamps to get chips and soda. Do you know how much cheaper it is?? Like seriously…

I don’t know where you’re shopping, but where I shop, I could get that same thing for $10-$12. OK, there’s a cost of living difference, but $32 for that is terribly overpriced.

Even living in Europe I’d only pay about ten euro, on about twelve dollars for that - I did last week.  Somehow, I think that this haul was bought at Whole Foods…. That or those grapes were dipped in magic dust and the raspberries are from Wonderland. 

@2 weeks ago with 99414 notes

ziggystartrek:

Today in therapy we talked about why my anger/mood swings are getting worse. I said that that it was because I am “I am surrounded by things that irritate me, like a fucking Alakazam among a bunch of slowpoke’ …cut a long story short I should never underestimate her because she responded "Don’t you think that calm mind is much better than fury attack?" and honestly I just

image

10000000000000 points to my therapist

I LOVE MOVE OVER DARLING!

@2 weeks ago with 14 notes

Me after indulging on too much food/alcohol all weekend

whatshouldwecallme:

image

this speaks to me on a metaphysical level

@2 weeks ago with 914 notes
wyrdbaby:

gimme gimme gimme gimme

stop it, robert. right now. dont make me… oh hell. make me.

wyrdbaby:

gimme gimme gimme gimme

stop it, robert. right now. dont make me… oh hell. make me.

(via transboytomparis)

@2 weeks ago with 193 notes
lodessa:

amnicitiae:

Guys! Guys! My dash did a thing that makes me ship JC even harder. 
I almost think I ship this too hard. But nah, this ship is too big to sink, right?

There is no such thing as shipping JC too hard. 

'tis true, 'tis true; JC shipment is a religion in and of itself.  

lodessa:

amnicitiae:

Guys! Guys! My dash did a thing that makes me ship JC even harder. 

I almost think I ship this too hard. But nah, this ship is too big to sink, right?

There is no such thing as shipping JC too hard. 

'tis true, 'tis true; JC shipment is a religion in and of itself.  

(via lisbethhotchner)

@3 weeks ago with 23 notes

To KimJ - if you exist here on the Tumblrverse.  I just want you to know that my mind is in love with your mind and wants to make brain babies.  Can that be arranged? 

@1 month ago with 4 notes
#KimJ #Brain babies #you can be janeway #I'll be paris #we'll make lizard offspring #you are the most amazing ever #ummmm #yeah 
lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

First of all, I want to know how the snake got into her vagina… 

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

First of all, I want to know how the snake got into her vagina… 

(Source: malformalady, via candidbandit)

@4 days ago with 82439 notes
ziggystartrek:

Venturing up to campus.

UM…. GORGEOUS!!! WHAT.

ziggystartrek:

Venturing up to campus.

UM…. GORGEOUS!!! WHAT.

(via ziggystartrek)

@2 weeks ago with 16 notes
#stop #I'm having an inferiority complex #you are perfection #stawp it 

http://ziggystartrek.tumblr.com/post/97580833112/pcbw-ziggystartrek-today-in-therapy-we 

pcbw:

ziggystartrek:

Today in therapy we talked about why my anger/mood swings are getting worse. I said that that it was because I am “I am surrounded by things that irritate me, like a fucking Alakazam among a bunch of slowpoke’ …cut a long story short I should never underestimate…

AHHHH DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?  I have the biggest love for Doris Day.  Can we just… can we just harken back with LOVE to Send Me No Flowers.  I was legit crushed in real life when I realised that Doris Day and Rock Hudson weren’t legit married.  I mean CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THEY ARE.  

UM… also can we adulate over her performance in The Man Who Knew Too Much? Can we just talk about how lovely she was in Lover Come Back?  VIP?  I want VIP just because she made the account.  

That Touch of Mink was loathsome because of that terrible scene with them riding the bed through TOWN! WHAT!

Um and I will always love Calamity Jane because it was the first VHS I bought on amazon and Doris is so lovely.  Let us harken back with love to the house makeover scene.  

Sorry, did I go a little too far?  

@2 weeks ago with 14 notes

bilesandthesourwolf:

I wanna write one of those fics that an entire fandom knows about, that shows up on everyone’s rec list, that people create artwork for.

You know, I think that’d be nice.  But what’s even nicer is creating something that you take pride in - even if no one else likes it.  I don’t think anyone should write for other people’s approval, but for themselves.  

For me, writing is a way to wind down, to explore; to weave pieces of me and communicate parts of myself with others.  For me, writing is about a connection between people - not adulation.  

And by no means is adulation not a nice thing - it is.  It’s lovely when people enjoy your work, praise it, and want to read it.  It’s a self esteem boost - something to hang your hat on.  

But for me, my life will never be about how good a writer I am - it will be about how good a physician I am.  

A big thanks to everyone still reading my work and for saying such heartwarming things.  I don’t even know how to thank each of you for brightening my life so much over this past year.  It’s been one heck of a ride and some of you have been there with so much encouragement through the whole thing.  And that means so much.  It means that in the small ways that you can, you understand me - the way I see the world, the way that I love the characters that I write about.  

Don’t ever make your writing be about others; make it a reflection of yourself; something you want to keep coming back to and enjoying.  

At least, that’s my philosophy, or at least, what I’ve learned.  

(via lodessa)

@2 weeks ago with 30931 notes
#writing #fiction #2013 #you are some of the kindest people I've ever had the privilege of knowing 
mugs-munny:

i was tagged by ziggystartrek and i can’t believe how difficult this was :D
Present:
1. Nana Visitor
2. Helen Mirren
3. Stephen Hawking
4. Kate Mulgrew
5. Meryl Streep
6. Emma Thompson
7. Anthony Hopkins
Past:
1. Arlene Francis
2. Elizabeth I
3. Sir Walter Raleigh
4. Katharine Hepburn
5. Jules Verne
6. Mary Stuart
7. Cary Grant
i tag mr-craig, pcbw, baking-and-waking-the-dead, lunaticccocoa, oh-punky, leftennantaskara, sterntraeumerin, pangalactics, psimgaybye

okay.  I’m not doing this right but… I don’t care - feck off.  
Present: 
1. Kate Mulgrew
7.  Gates McFadden
2. Robert Beltran
3. Aoiffe Magner - best med school friend
4.  Michelle Canavan - only the BEST geriatrics tutour EVER
5.  Orla Flanagan - amazing Paeds consultant
6. Doris Day.

Past:
1. Ingrid Bergman
7.  Katharine Hepburn
2. Deborah Kerr
3. Carey Grant - for staring purposes
4.  Rock Hudson - for staring purposes
We’ll leave the other spaces vacant and eat the food by ourselves

mugs-munny:

i was tagged by ziggystartrek and i can’t believe how difficult this was :D

Present:

1. Nana Visitor

2. Helen Mirren

3. Stephen Hawking

4. Kate Mulgrew

5. Meryl Streep

6. Emma Thompson

7. Anthony Hopkins

Past:

1. Arlene Francis

2. Elizabeth I

3. Sir Walter Raleigh

4. Katharine Hepburn

5. Jules Verne

6. Mary Stuart

7. Cary Grant

i tag mr-craig, pcbw, baking-and-waking-the-dead, lunaticccocoa, oh-punky, leftennantaskara, sterntraeumerin, pangalactics, psimgaybye

okay.  I’m not doing this right but… I don’t care - feck off.  

Present: 

1. Kate Mulgrew

7.  Gates McFadden

2. Robert Beltran

3. Aoiffe Magner - best med school friend

4.  Michelle Canavan - only the BEST geriatrics tutour EVER

5.  Orla Flanagan - amazing Paeds consultant

6. Doris Day.

Past:

1. Ingrid Bergman

7.  Katharine Hepburn

2. Deborah Kerr

3. Carey Grant - for staring purposes

4.  Rock Hudson - for staring purposes

We’ll leave the other spaces vacant and eat the food by ourselves

(Source: holyshitballsthesupreme)

@2 weeks ago with 51 notes
#I'm shite at tagging #thanks mugsies. #love you 

asylum-art:

Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987

I thought this was a viagra.  

(via why-july)

@3 weeks ago with 14032 notes
pleasestatethenature:

Yes, yes I do.

We all know that Q and Vash totally got it on.  

pleasestatethenature:

Yes, yes I do.

We all know that Q and Vash totally got it on.  

(Source: tng-confessions)

@3 weeks ago with 81 notes