sterntraeumerin:

joyful-voyager:

sterntraeumerin:

Happy ChakoDay.

Voyager’s biggest mystery: How the Captain managed seven years of sitting next to that without knocking him to the deck and licking that tattoo right off his face.

But only after kissing those wonderful perfect exquisite lips.

One of the Greatest Proofs: that RB’s face exits.  

sterntraeumerin:

joyful-voyager:

sterntraeumerin:

Happy ChakoDay.

Voyager’s biggest mystery: How the Captain managed seven years of sitting next to that without knocking him to the deck and licking that tattoo right off his face.

But only after kissing those wonderful perfect exquisite lips.

One of the Greatest Proofs: that RB’s face exits.  

(Source: marcygoomen, via oh-kathryn-my-captain)

@4 days ago with 57 notes
lizclimo:

that costume is incredible 

These little illustrations are so stinking cute! 

lizclimo:

that costume is incredible 

These little illustrations are so stinking cute! 

(via delete-the-wife)

@2 weeks ago with 61551 notes
lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

First of all, I want to know how the snake got into her vagina… 

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

First of all, I want to know how the snake got into her vagina… 

(Source: malformalady, via candidbandit)

@3 weeks ago with 101218 notes
ziggystartrek:

Venturing up to campus.

UM…. GORGEOUS!!! WHAT.

ziggystartrek:

Venturing up to campus.

UM…. GORGEOUS!!! WHAT.

(via ziggystartrek)

@1 month ago with 16 notes
#stop #I'm having an inferiority complex #you are perfection #stawp it 

http://ziggystartrek.tumblr.com/post/97580833112/pcbw-ziggystartrek-today-in-therapy-we 

pcbw:

ziggystartrek:

Today in therapy we talked about why my anger/mood swings are getting worse. I said that that it was because I am “I am surrounded by things that irritate me, like a fucking Alakazam among a bunch of slowpoke’ …cut a long story short I should never underestimate…

AHHHH DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?  I have the biggest love for Doris Day.  Can we just… can we just harken back with LOVE to Send Me No Flowers.  I was legit crushed in real life when I realised that Doris Day and Rock Hudson weren’t legit married.  I mean CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THEY ARE.  

UM… also can we adulate over her performance in The Man Who Knew Too Much? Can we just talk about how lovely she was in Lover Come Back?  VIP?  I want VIP just because she made the account.  

That Touch of Mink was loathsome because of that terrible scene with them riding the bed through TOWN! WHAT!

Um and I will always love Calamity Jane because it was the first VHS I bought on amazon and Doris is so lovely.  Let us harken back with love to the house makeover scene.  

Sorry, did I go a little too far?  

@1 month ago with 15 notes

bilesandthesourwolf:

I wanna write one of those fics that an entire fandom knows about, that shows up on everyone’s rec list, that people create artwork for.

You know, I think that’d be nice.  But what’s even nicer is creating something that you take pride in - even if no one else likes it.  I don’t think anyone should write for other people’s approval, but for themselves.  

For me, writing is a way to wind down, to explore; to weave pieces of me and communicate parts of myself with others.  For me, writing is about a connection between people - not adulation.  

And by no means is adulation not a nice thing - it is.  It’s lovely when people enjoy your work, praise it, and want to read it.  It’s a self esteem boost - something to hang your hat on.  

But for me, my life will never be about how good a writer I am - it will be about how good a physician I am.  

A big thanks to everyone still reading my work and for saying such heartwarming things.  I don’t even know how to thank each of you for brightening my life so much over this past year.  It’s been one heck of a ride and some of you have been there with so much encouragement through the whole thing.  And that means so much.  It means that in the small ways that you can, you understand me - the way I see the world, the way that I love the characters that I write about.  

Don’t ever make your writing be about others; make it a reflection of yourself; something you want to keep coming back to and enjoying.  

At least, that’s my philosophy, or at least, what I’ve learned.  

(via lodessa)

@1 month ago with 32904 notes
#writing #fiction #2013 #you are some of the kindest people I've ever had the privilege of knowing 
mugs-munny:

i was tagged by ziggystartrek and i can’t believe how difficult this was :D
Present:
1. Nana Visitor
2. Helen Mirren
3. Stephen Hawking
4. Kate Mulgrew
5. Meryl Streep
6. Emma Thompson
7. Anthony Hopkins
Past:
1. Arlene Francis
2. Elizabeth I
3. Sir Walter Raleigh
4. Katharine Hepburn
5. Jules Verne
6. Mary Stuart
7. Cary Grant
i tag mr-craig, pcbw, baking-and-waking-the-dead, lunaticccocoa, oh-punky, leftennantaskara, sterntraeumerin, pangalactics, psimgaybye

okay.  I’m not doing this right but… I don’t care - feck off.  
Present: 
1. Kate Mulgrew
7.  Gates McFadden
2. Robert Beltran
3. Aoiffe Magner - best med school friend
4.  Michelle Canavan - only the BEST geriatrics tutour EVER
5.  Orla Flanagan - amazing Paeds consultant
6. Doris Day.

Past:
1. Ingrid Bergman
7.  Katharine Hepburn
2. Deborah Kerr
3. Carey Grant - for staring purposes
4.  Rock Hudson - for staring purposes
We’ll leave the other spaces vacant and eat the food by ourselves

mugs-munny:

i was tagged by ziggystartrek and i can’t believe how difficult this was :D

Present:

1. Nana Visitor

2. Helen Mirren

3. Stephen Hawking

4. Kate Mulgrew

5. Meryl Streep

6. Emma Thompson

7. Anthony Hopkins

Past:

1. Arlene Francis

2. Elizabeth I

3. Sir Walter Raleigh

4. Katharine Hepburn

5. Jules Verne

6. Mary Stuart

7. Cary Grant

i tag mr-craig, pcbw, baking-and-waking-the-dead, lunaticccocoa, oh-punky, leftennantaskara, sterntraeumerin, pangalactics, psimgaybye

okay.  I’m not doing this right but… I don’t care - feck off.  

Present: 

1. Kate Mulgrew

7.  Gates McFadden

2. Robert Beltran

3. Aoiffe Magner - best med school friend

4.  Michelle Canavan - only the BEST geriatrics tutour EVER

5.  Orla Flanagan - amazing Paeds consultant

6. Doris Day.

Past:

1. Ingrid Bergman

7.  Katharine Hepburn

2. Deborah Kerr

3. Carey Grant - for staring purposes

4.  Rock Hudson - for staring purposes

We’ll leave the other spaces vacant and eat the food by ourselves

(Source: missjessicalange)

@1 month ago with 57 notes
#I'm shite at tagging #thanks mugsies. #love you 

asylum-art:

Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987

I thought this was a viagra.  

(via why-july)

@1 month ago with 16142 notes

ateasebeforeyousprainsomething:

lodessa:

kncrowder88:

doctornerdington:

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

unnnnnnnnfffff

Look at those. Then read this:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/403237?view_adult=true

Oh my GOD I need some coffee.

If I knew how I would insert a lovely pic of a particular Captain.

Neelix is like “I’ll give you two a minute….”  

@4 days ago with 102028 notes
mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

(via katiejanewaysirishpubowner)

@3 weeks ago with 26112 notes
#THIS IS FUCKING TRUE 
TV show producer:Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
@3 weeks ago with 53064 notes
#let's hear it for veggie tales #I never got this show #speaking from a Christian perspective.... 
bibliophile1887:

pam-aka-mommommom:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

This is why I’m ok with people using good stamps to get chips and soda. Do you know how much cheaper it is?? Like seriously…

I don’t know where you’re shopping, but where I shop, I could get that same thing for $10-$12. OK, there’s a cost of living difference, but $32 for that is terribly overpriced.

Even living in Europe I’d only pay about ten euro, on about twelve dollars for that - I did last week.  Somehow, I think that this haul was bought at Whole Foods…. That or those grapes were dipped in magic dust and the raspberries are from Wonderland. 

bibliophile1887:

pam-aka-mommommom:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

This is why I’m ok with people using good stamps to get chips and soda. Do you know how much cheaper it is?? Like seriously…

I don’t know where you’re shopping, but where I shop, I could get that same thing for $10-$12. OK, there’s a cost of living difference, but $32 for that is terribly overpriced.

Even living in Europe I’d only pay about ten euro, on about twelve dollars for that - I did last week.  Somehow, I think that this haul was bought at Whole Foods…. That or those grapes were dipped in magic dust and the raspberries are from Wonderland. 

@1 month ago with 122779 notes

ziggystartrek:

Today in therapy we talked about why my anger/mood swings are getting worse. I said that that it was because I am “I am surrounded by things that irritate me, like a fucking Alakazam among a bunch of slowpoke’ …cut a long story short I should never underestimate her because she responded "Don’t you think that calm mind is much better than fury attack?" and honestly I just

image

10000000000000 points to my therapist

I LOVE MOVE OVER DARLING!

@1 month ago with 15 notes

Me after indulging on too much food/alcohol all weekend

whatshouldwecallme:

image

this speaks to me on a metaphysical level

@1 month ago with 914 notes
wyrdbaby:

gimme gimme gimme gimme

stop it, robert. right now. dont make me… oh hell. make me.

wyrdbaby:

gimme gimme gimme gimme

stop it, robert. right now. dont make me… oh hell. make me.

(via transboytomparis)

@1 month ago with 212 notes