@4 days ago with 57 notes
Voyager’s biggest mystery: How the Captain managed seven years of sitting next to that without knocking him to the deck and licking that tattoo right off his face.
But only after kissing those wonderful perfect exquisite lips.
One of the Greatest Proofs: that RB’s face exits.
(Source: marcygoomen, via oh-kathryn-my-captain)
@3 weeks ago with 101218 notes
This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.
my anaconda dont
Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??
probably tought it was just cramps
First of all, I want to know how the snake got into her vagina…
(Source: malformalady, via candidbandit)
@1 month ago with 15 notes
Today in therapy we talked about why my anger/mood swings are getting worse. I said that that it was because I am “I am surrounded by things that irritate me, like a fucking Alakazam among a bunch of slowpoke’ …cut a long story short I should never underestimate…
AHHHH DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS? I have the biggest love for Doris Day. Can we just… can we just harken back with LOVE to Send Me No Flowers. I was legit crushed in real life when I realised that Doris Day and Rock Hudson weren’t legit married. I mean CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
UM… also can we adulate over her performance in The Man Who Knew Too Much? Can we just talk about how lovely she was in Lover Come Back? VIP? I want VIP just because she made the account.
That Touch of Mink was loathsome because of that terrible scene with them riding the bed through TOWN! WHAT!
Um and I will always love Calamity Jane because it was the first VHS I bought on amazon and Doris is so lovely. Let us harken back with love to the house makeover scene.
Sorry, did I go a little too far?
I wanna write one of those fics that an entire fandom knows about, that shows up on everyone’s rec list, that people create artwork for.
You know, I think that’d be nice. But what’s even nicer is creating something that you take pride in - even if no one else likes it. I don’t think anyone should write for other people’s approval, but for themselves.
For me, writing is a way to wind down, to explore; to weave pieces of me and communicate parts of myself with others. For me, writing is about a connection between people - not adulation.
And by no means is adulation not a nice thing - it is. It’s lovely when people enjoy your work, praise it, and want to read it. It’s a self esteem boost - something to hang your hat on.
But for me, my life will never be about how good a writer I am - it will be about how good a physician I am.
A big thanks to everyone still reading my work and for saying such heartwarming things. I don’t even know how to thank each of you for brightening my life so much over this past year. It’s been one heck of a ride and some of you have been there with so much encouragement through the whole thing. And that means so much. It means that in the small ways that you can, you understand me - the way I see the world, the way that I love the characters that I write about.
Don’t ever make your writing be about others; make it a reflection of yourself; something you want to keep coming back to and enjoying.
At least, that’s my philosophy, or at least, what I’ve learned.
@1 month ago with 32904 notes
#writing #fiction #2013 #you are some of the kindest people I've ever had the privilege of knowing
@1 month ago with 57 notes
#I'm shite at tagging #thanks mugsies. #love you
i was tagged by ziggystartrek and i can’t believe how difficult this was :D
1. Nana Visitor
2. Helen Mirren
3. Stephen Hawking
4. Kate Mulgrew
5. Meryl Streep
6. Emma Thompson
7. Anthony Hopkins
1. Arlene Francis
2. Elizabeth I
3. Sir Walter Raleigh
4. Katharine Hepburn
5. Jules Verne
6. Mary Stuart
7. Cary Grant
i tag mr-craig, pcbw, baking-and-waking-the-dead, lunaticccocoa, oh-punky, leftennantaskara, sterntraeumerin, pangalactics, psimgaybye
okay. I’m not doing this right but… I don’t care - feck off.
1. Kate Mulgrew
7. Gates McFadden
2. Robert Beltran
3. Aoiffe Magner - best med school friend
4. Michelle Canavan - only the BEST geriatrics tutour EVER
5. Orla Flanagan - amazing Paeds consultant
6. Doris Day.
1. Ingrid Bergman
7. Katharine Hepburn
2. Deborah Kerr
3. Carey Grant - for staring purposes
4. Rock Hudson - for staring purposes
We’ll leave the other spaces vacant and eat the food by ourselves
@1 month ago with 16142 notes
Invitation to an Area night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Area was open from 1983 to 1987
I thought this was a viagra.